
Me, Bebe, and Auntie - July 4, 2007
So, we have all sorts of random car conversations when it's just me and the kids in the van.
Here's tonight's van conversation:
I'll set the scene - We just left Auntie at her new apartment (YEAH! She's now about 20 minutes away!) and Jason was in his car because we both came from work.
Mamu: "Daddy follow us in the VAN?" (repeated about 30,847,869,318,355 times in 1 minute)
Me: "Yes, Daddy will follow us."
Mamu: "Daddy follow US?"
Me: "Yes, Daddy will follow us."
*As we stop at a stoplight, another car drove up next to us. Mamu looks out his window and...
Mamu: "NO! NO! You NO! Car! NO! DADDY FOLLOW US! YOU FOLLOW DADDY!"
(Apparently other cars are supposed to follow us now. Just call us the Grand Marshal of the Mamu Parade.)
Now, after dinner:
Mamu: "UNHHH."
Me: "Mamu, what are you doing?"
Mamu: "UGNNNSAHHH. I poopin'."
Me: "Mamu, we NO poop in the van. Keep it in. We go potty at the house."
Mamu: "UHNNDDHHG; Ok Momma."
(Apparently, it was a toot. He's still confused on that - understandbly - and lucky for me.)
Jason was following us, but then got ahead of us. - That went over well... -
Me: "Oh, silly Daddy. He got in front of us."
Bebe: "I know why."
Me: "Why?"
Mamu: "UGNNDH! Silly Daddy. You follow US!"
Bebe: "Because Daddy doesn't like how slow you drive."
Me: "Well, I drive at a safe speed."
Bebe (speaking to Mamu) - "Yes, Mommy drives like I will when I can drive. I won't drive fast like Dad." (SO going to record that statement and play that back for her in 9 years.)
Mamu: "We go fast Momma?"
Me: "We go safely Mamu."
Bebe: "Hey, Mom. You know that I'm almost ready to drive?"
Me: "Yes. In 9 years. But slow down that growing ok?"
Bebe: "Ok. You know that my birthday is a long way away. You know that a lot of things happen on my birthday."
Me: "Like what?"
Bebe: "You know. My birthday."
Me: "Oh, ok."
So there you have it. There was also much more, but if I started keeping detailed notes, I think I'd have to not tell my kids I was driving safely. Just know that there's always a fun convo going on in the van! You're welcome to join in the craziness!